I realize I shouldn’t shares these, but here’s a list of the top 10 things that helped us this season.
- Never wear a white uniform, not only does it get dirty, but it’s bad karma –burn it instead.
- Everyone and I mean everyone needs a lucky penny.
- Never wash your cap.
- Never drink from the water cooler without examining the cup for holes. You bunch of smart-asses.
- Between innings, never allow the baseball outside the lines — NEVER!
- If you find a lucky tent stake, toss it out the window on the way to the ball bark, then go back and find it. It doubles your luck.
- Warming up before the game — never step on the line.
- Rally caps are for sissies, instead hum and wiggle your fingers. It works much better and you don’t look as stupid.
- Don’t let the kids play with your fungo.
- And finally, a trip to Hooters can’t hurt.
What’s a fungo?
A light-weight wooden practice bat used to hit fly balls and infield.